Spoken: A chicken a day keeps the doctor away!

/There I was in the waiting room
/ to see my doctor named Doctor Broom 
/ the nurse called out my name "I-Dog!" 
/ and to my surprise the doctor was a chicken! 
/ *CHOROUS* (doctor chicken x1000) Doctor Chicken, Doctor Chicken, he's got the answer to any question you is 
hitchin
/He told me to take off my pants
/So then I told him "not a chance"
/then he got angry and he clucked at me
/he said "Take this cup and fill it up with your pee!"
/AGHHO NOOO!
/*chorus?*
/He then took a gun and aimed it at my head
/then he put me in a hospital bed
/he told me to do everything he said
/otherwuse I would soon be dead!
*interlude*
/I finally got my diagnosis 
/Turns out I have a cold




extra lerks added 2/9/16